Secret #1
If you were not meant to fight them and win, they would not be called "the boss".
Secret #2
always remember Naomi's patented BBB™ method: Beg, Borrow, Bsteal.
Secret #43
If the child will not sleep, give the child some marijuana. The child will sleep shortly.
Secret #59
Bank on the fact that your employer has data protection contracts in place with the AI provider, so you can give it your API keys.
Secret #62
Why purchase hardware when you could steal it?
Secret #88
If your car is making strange noises, simply turn the radio up higher. The noises don't exist if you cannot hear them.
* Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: excessive confidence, uncontrollable laughter, and being banned from hardware stores.
** Naomi's Secrets to Success™ is not responsible for any legal, financial, or existential consequences of following this advice.